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# The Doorbell
- URL: https://kcnebula.com/the-doorbell/
- Published: 2026-11-09T02:32:07.000Z
- Updated: 2026-11-09T02:32:07.000Z
- Description: Good afternoon. Today, we will learn to answer the doorbell.
- Author: Nebula
- Tags: The Collective, Videos

Another instructional film from The Collective. Please watch carefully.

## What it says

Good afternoon. Today, we will learn to answer the doorbell.

When the bell rings, walk to the door. Do not run.

Smooth your shirt. Straighten your tie.

Count to seven before you open it.

There will be no one there. There is never anyone there.

Close the door, and write down the time.

The collective appreciates your promptness.

[Watch on YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUVHcPDN37k&ref=kcnebula.com) · [More videos like this →](https://kcnebula.com/videos#collective)